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Painboyz

Painboyz are also known as Docs and their chief concerns are surgery and tooth pulling - the latter to pay their usually exorbitant bills as Orks use teeth as currency. When an Ork is really badly injured, if he has lost an arm or leg for example, he may decide to risk engaging a Painboy to either graft on a new one or fit a mechanical substitute. Orks take very well to tranplants and no asks where the donors come from.

Da Orks:

Warboss
Battle Standard
Bigboss
Freebooter Kaptin
Blood Axe Kommando Kaptin
Drillboss
Nobz

Da Boyz:

Da Boyz
Runtherdz
Painboyz
Mekaniaks
Madboyz
Weirdboyz
Weirdboyz Warpheadz
Snakebite Boarboyz
Bloodaxe Kommandos
Stormboyz Korps
Ogryns
Gretchin
Snotling

If he is lucky the injured Ork will get a new mechanicak arm which is better than his own and which incorporates a useful weapon too. However, he can be unlucky. For a start, Mekboyz are a bit wayward and own decide to improve upon the design of prosthetics in their own way. This can be annoying to the customer who suddenly finds himself to be the owner of Mek Blag's Mk1 Exploding leg ... especially if it was his arm that needed attention. This is nothing compared to the risk of waking up from the anaesthetic ( a funny name for the big mallet) to find yourself the victim of the Painboy's latest barmy biological experiment. This is all part and parcel of the risks of surgery and regarded as just one of those things. As all Painboyz are plainly bonkers and totally obsessed with experimenting on their patients, it is only to be expected that the customers sometimes end up slightly disappointed.

18 pts.

Painboy

Flak Armor 6+, Bolt Pistol

The Painboy may have up to one Wargear Card.

The Painboy may be accompanied by up to four Gretchin Assistants at an additional cost-see Gretchin Assistants.