WILLIAM BENNETT IS MY DICK


i really don't know where to start with this one. its basically juntaro covering whitehouse. its two songs that both lift lo-fi whitehouse samples and have juntaro simply pretending to be a very subdued william bennett. hearing juntaro say "rock and roll" like a whiny baby and whispering "erector" is hilarious. the music is recorded much lower than the vocals on both sides and it helps the listener to better discern what juntaro is attempting to say. its mainly just loops and juntaro actually laughs throughout the entire thing. the 2nd side has some weird old 80's synth pop loop playing over the first 10 seconds of an old whitehouse song. it sounds like its from the erector album. juntaro returns and starts wailing all sorts of obnoxious japanese things. it has incredibly graphic artwork which consists of a collage of penises and old porno clippings, plus some weird medical photo on the back of some sort of testiclular medical testing. keep this one away from your parents. its a pretty rare single to find and it totally looks like a bootleg.

put out by stomache ache records sometime in the early 90's.