| let piano movers carry piano into the stage
tune the piano
paint with orange paint patterns over piano
with a straight stick the length of a keyboard sound all keys together
place a dog or cat (or both) inside the piano and play Chopin
stretch 3 higest strings with tuning key until they burst
place one piano on top of one another (one can be smaller)
place piano upside down and put a vase with flowers over the sound box
draw a picture of the piano so that the audience can see the picture
write 'piano composition no.10' and show to the audience the sign
was the piano, wax and polish it well
let piano movers carry piano out of the stage |