9:00 PM- Meeting of Pre-Sphincterists to define Sphinc-
terist Sensibility.

9:30 PM- Launching of the Sphincterist Movement. Compo-
sition of the Sphincterist Manifesto.

10:00 PM- Printing of the Sphincterist Manifesto. Mailing
Away of the Sphincterist Manifesto.

11:00 PM- Schism of the Sphincterist Movement into two
parts. Formation of the Anti-Sphincterist Caucus.

11:30 PM- End of the Sphincterist Movement. Descent of the
Sphincterists down the dumbwaiter. Optional dis-
cussion of the Sphincterist Legacy.

If you wish to attend, send me a self-addressed post card.
.........Please specify if you would like to be a Sphincterist
.........or merely a guest. Thanks.

(Excerpt from "Against Movements" (1967) in A Dialectic of Centuries)